jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
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YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
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Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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