They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
did i walk over a car last night?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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