I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
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just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
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so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I supernannyed him into submission
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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