Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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