I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
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I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
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At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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