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Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
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