I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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