He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
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Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
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Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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