stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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