You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
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I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
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I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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