I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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