Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
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Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
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I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"