I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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