It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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