hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
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That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
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Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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