Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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