Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
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both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
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Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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