If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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