i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
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I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
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I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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