FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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