I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Who wears a wallet chain?!
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
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i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
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We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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