Sry I called you an 8
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
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i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
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Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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