Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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