I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
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Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
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Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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