Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
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not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
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He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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