Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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