Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
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WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
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in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
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