I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
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I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
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An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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