the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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