i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
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