I need help removing her.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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