so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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