White coat. Heels.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
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I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
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Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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