my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
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She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
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Have fun and good luck.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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