Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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