How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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