He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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