So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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