Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize