I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
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there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
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You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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