office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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