I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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