Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
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Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
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He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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