well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
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Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
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Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Still dying that you shit outside
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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