I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
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so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
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It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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