He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
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