your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing