Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
did you just send me my own nude
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.