I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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