ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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