I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
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You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
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Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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