I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
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Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
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after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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