Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
