I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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