i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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