Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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