ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
You did what with his pubic hair?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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