Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
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